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"I thought a little joke
might be a good idea ...just to sort of, I dunno, kick off the proceedings, as it were, you know. What do you think? Good
idea? Does anybody know one? Yeah, you ever hear the one about the... you know, the middle-class
idiots who sort of spend all their time analysing their own emotions and writing bullshit poetry, you know, that we're
supposed to read. I mean, as if we're fucking interested. Ha! Ha! That's a good one! You like that one? Where
did you hear that one? Did you make it up yourself? No, that's a true story that one. No honestly, it's true, I didn't
make it up."
The decision to book
stand-up comedian Keith Allen as a support act for one of their earliest live tours created what must have seemed an unlikely
pairing to the audiences back in 1980 as Dexys had already earned a reputation for being straight-faced and stroppy in the
extreme. A tour title like "The Intense Emotion Review" didn't exactly promise a lot of laughter and Rowland's
apparent anger and antagonistic attitude towards audiences seemed to confirm Dexys' well-documented lack of humour.
Every publicity shot published in the press at the time reinforced this stereo-type, depicting Dexys Midnight Runners as sullen
and unsmiling - to the extent that, even now, seeing a photo of band-members having a laugh (such as the one at the top of
this page) seems inherently incongruous. However, early appearances on kids TV shows like "Tiswas" and "Magpie" compounded the Dexys comedy conundrum, being at the same time both deadly serious and undeniably
funny. And yet, the only people laughing at the time were the ones laughing AT Dexys who didn't understand the band's
sense of humour. Rowland hardly helped matters when he told an interviewer: "People will always laugh at Dexys.
That's fine. But I know that what I'm doing is totally honest. I believe in myself. I will pin my soul up on the wall
and let people read it. They can laugh, they can cry, it's up to them. I really don't mind,"
Scheduled to perform a song which the band often referred to affectionately as "Jocky Wilson
Said" - an irreverent reference to the Scottish darts player then at the peak of his popularity - Dexys instructed
the show's production team to display a picture of Jocky Wilson on one of the big screens in the studio. This "in-joke"
was lost on virtually everyone who watched the show, including Radio One D.J. Mike Read who later expressed his outrage
that the "Top Of The Pops" producers had made such an embarrassing mistake by featuring a photo of the darts player
instead of the song's actual subject, soul legend Jackie Wilson! The fact that nobody stopped to consider that this
might have been a deliberate joke perpetrated by the band themselves speaks volumes about the public perception
of Dexys. As guitarist Billy Adams later observed: "We were perceived as such a serious band few
people expected us to have a sense of humour... people would rather believe it was a mistake than think we
might be having a laugh." Perhaps inevitably for these self-proclaimed "wild-hearted outsiders"
the Dexys brand of humour has often seemed rather insular and overtly obscure: They referred to Van Morrison as
"Stan"; welcomed the audience at a show in a Newcastle marquee to the "In-a-tent Emotion Review";
and renamed Kid Jensen as "Sid Jenkins" (to give just a few examples.) This is very much the humour
of the "in-joke" where most of the amusement is derived - by those "in the
know" - from the fact that most other people don't get the joke. This
"anti-humour" was taken to its extreme with the material written for the L.P. "Don't Stand
Me Down". Half way through "Kevin Rowland's 13th Time" (originally envisaged as the
album's opening number) Rowland interrupts his own impassioned spleen-venting with the immortal line
"Yeah, I thought a little joke might be a good idea..." The fact that the "joke" turns
out not to be a joke but, in fact, a "true story" is, of course, the joke! This wilfully perverse
humour permeates much of the album - as do the dead-pan dialogues, punctuated by long, awkward pauses,
which reviewers at the time likened variously to Harold Pinter or "Alas Smith & Jones." "Are
you sure it's not heart-burn?" Billy Adams enquires earnestly as Kevin Rowland delivers a searing
self-confessional about his "burning" on "The Occasional Flicker". The song's comedy
potential was explored yet further during live performances as a policeman interviewed Rowland
about reports of "churning" ("...you mean like in a dairy?") and "learning"
("like in a school?") before grasping the fact that this was a matter of a "burning" nature. Again
audiences were pretty bemused by these exchanges and it's fair to say that many of them didn't "get
it" - or indeed the album. The humour which lurks and lingers just below the surface of "Don't Stand Me Down"
is most evident in the album's centre-piece "This Is What She's Like". From its under-stated and slightly
uncomfortable conversational opening between Rowland and Adams to its paranoid ponderings, "...you weren't talking
about ME, were you?" - all neatly worked into the unlikely premise of using a love song to take side swipes
at people-types who have incurred Rowland's wrath - the song achieves a level of absurdity rarely attempted on any
record before or since. The fact that Dexys actually pulled it off, creating a recording now generally recognised by
critics as a classic, is testament to the quality of the music underpinning it and the strength and subtlety of
the performances. "I don't speak Italian myself, you understand"
explains Rowland after concluding that Italians have a word for the feelings he's spent the last ten
minutes of "This Is What She's Like" trying to express. "...but I knew a man who DID." So
there you have it... Dexys Midnight Runners - a band regarded by many as miserable gits who have somehow
still managed to incorporate more comedy (albeit a very stylised and individual brand of comedy) into
their work than most artists ever achieve. The fact that they have succeeded in do so whilst still creating works
of genuine emotional depth and musical integrity is an anomaly beyond the grasp of most music fans. Many listeners will never hear
the humour hiding within Dexys Midnight Runners' work ("I've been searching for the
young soul rebels... I can't find them anywhere... where have you hidden them?") but perhaps
that's the whole point of the joke. |
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